Friday, May 9, 2008

This is your Brain on Tax Season

Another offering while I contemplate my wife's awesome cooking...

So, I had a dream the other night during Tax Season while the deadline was looming over me.

I was standing in the doorway of the back door to a house overlooking a pasture. Off in the distance, I saw something that startled me. There, not too far away, was a grizzly bear...

Suddenly, a giant roar shook the pasture and the grizzly began to charge me.

Instinctively, I knew that if I could just move out of the doorway and into the house, behind a closed and locked door, that I would be safe.

The door would stop this grizzly bear's ferocious assault.

I started to move, but soon realized that the bear was moving much too quickly---I was inside the house, but couldn't close the door fast enough. I wasn't going to make it!

Suddenly, I knew that God could shut the door in time. He had saved me through other attacks before---with beasts more deadly than grizzlies. I knew this was nothing to Him.

And then, it happened. God was there and He simply, decisively, closed the door.

God had saved me once again.

After this comforting happy-ending I had an overwhelming...undeniable feeling...

I could deduct that grizzly bear on my taxes.

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